I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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