Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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