so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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