conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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