That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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