Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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