Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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