you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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