my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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