a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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