whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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