Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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