Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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