oh god the rape fog is back!
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Houston, we have a squirter
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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