There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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