Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Someone shit on the floor
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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