I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
my penis made a compromise with my morals
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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