I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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