Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
