Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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