i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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