she looked like the before picture.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize