ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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