evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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