I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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