her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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