4 words: hood of his car
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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