so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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