Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
