is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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