Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I supernannyed him into submission
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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