barbara walters just said penis...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
