Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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