it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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