i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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