I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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