they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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