Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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