A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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