apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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