We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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