I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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