is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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