she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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