My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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