I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
