sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
i think im in europe. pls send help
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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