I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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