New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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