i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So much rum. So many feels.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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