Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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