feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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