both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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