oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
They should really pass out barf bags in church
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The Olympian is in my bed
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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