is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I lost the right to judge tonight
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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