Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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