My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
