I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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