I need help removing her.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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